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AC’s Year in Review
It was a good year on Unlikely Words. In case you missed some or all of it, I went through the year and pulled out a few links to my favorite posts. Favorite is loose here and applies to something...
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Penelope (2006)
What a shitty movie. The previews suggested it would be a quirky love story when really they ought to have portrayed it as a bizarre, crappy, wannabe cult, career ruining, paycheck. I guess I was wrong...
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What Happens in Vegas (2008)
Shouldn’t Cameron Diaz have a better career than doing crappy movies like this? Shouldn’t Ashton Kutcher be doing better movies than this, too? That said, there were some surprisingly funny parts in...
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No Reservations, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, Bridewars
These 3 movies were terrible, and for multiple high crimes against the viewer, including extreme character inconsistency, they will not be granted the 3 sentences each they would normally receive if...
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Red Dawn Remake??
I had no idea there was going to be a remake of ‘Red Dawn’ starring Tom Cruise’s son. I bet it’s going to appallingly bad, and I also bet I’m going to watch the hell out of it.
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Steve Carell shouldn’t make movies like this because they’re bad and they tarnish his image. I think I remember laughing, but not very much and not very hard. It couldn’t have been much worse.
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The Punisher (2004) & The Punisher War Zone (2008)
Both of these moves were awful, and I’m offended Marvel hasn’t put any effort into their best character. Also, I don’t think having these movies made means they can’t; there could always be a...
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Boondock Saints II? Seriously?
I can’t believe they’re making a Boondock Saints II seeing as how Boondock Saints is the movie I most often cite as worst movie I’ve ever seen. I also had no idea the writer/director was such an epic...
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Sharktopus
We seriously didn’t get enough craptastic shark/octopus action in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus? We need Sharktopus? I don’t think so SyFy. Of course I’ll watch it, but it has as much of a chance of...
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The Expendables vs Eat, Pray, Love
On August 13th, both The Expendables and Eat, Pray, Love come out in theaters. The Monocular Group made a trailer for The Expendables to remind you what will happen if Eat, Pray, Love wins the...
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